Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Posted 17 hours ago

heytheregisela:

Michael Jones + the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
Posted 17 hours ago

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Posted 18 hours ago

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

Posted 18 hours ago

darylwatsontattoo:

Today is 1 year since I did my first tattoo! Been an awesome year, thank you to everyone who’s got tattooed, bought prints, or followed my work! I also just hit 11K followers on here which is nuts! But thank you all for following me :) did this today, thanks Brandon ✌️

Posted 18 hours ago
mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

Posted 18 hours ago

kitty—zombie:

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

It’s been over an hour since I originally saw this post, and my mind is no closer to wrapping itself around this thought, let alone, finding a plausible answer.

Posted 18 hours ago

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

Posted 18 hours ago