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areyoujackanese:

neuropathic:

holy fucking fchrist

lmfaoooooooo i need this

I FREAKIN’ NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OUT LOUD OVER A POST IN MY LIFE I COULDN’T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF I SOUNDED LIKE I WAS CRYING AND MY FAMILY IS WORRIED BUT I DON’T CARE

Michael “Rage Quit” Jones at his finest.

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Posted 46 minutes ago
What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

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Posted 6 hours ago
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kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:
If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out

kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:

If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out

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Posted 6 hours ago
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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

Posted 13 hours ago
rungar:

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.
Don’t believe me? 
The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.
Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.
Let’s search Geoff’s name first.
Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 
Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."
Nothing there, either.
In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 
As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

this is a joke reference to a GTA lets play

rungar:

irrationallyrationalcinema:

Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.

Don’t believe me? 

The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.

Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.

Let’s search Geoff’s name first.

Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery. 

Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."

Nothing there, either.

In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it. 

As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.

this is a joke reference to a GTA lets play

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Posted 13 hours ago

Bold & Brash S. Tentacles, 2001

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

(Source: sanderwallace)

Posted 13 hours ago
"I think that personality traits that come through when somebody is
really sincere is what makes them beautiful"

(Source: enchantedswift13)

Posted 13 hours ago

6/∞ Favorite Taylor Swift Photoshoots → Allure Magazine, 2008

Posted 13 hours ago

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

(Source: fuckshitpissdick)

Posted 13 hours ago

andrew-terrence:

iamrickyhoover:

Reasons why he’s amazing

Too real.

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